I think I found the one activity messier than wrenching

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/30/2018 at 13:33 • Filed to: None

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Kinda messy but altogether OK considering that thus far my gardening experience stops at watering potted plants.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2018 at 13:40

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Mulching is worse, that stuff is way harder than grease to get out from under your nails.

PartyPooper2012 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 05/30/2018 at 13:41

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PartyPooper2012 05/30/2018 at 13:45

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Don’t be a party pooper.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2018 at 13:45

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There is nothing messier. Over the weekend, my daughter and I ripped out all the old plants from our raised bed, put in new soil, and started planting new shrubs. This involved me climbing into the dirt and rolling around with a spade in my hands hacking and digging up root balls. Much soap and water were consumed during cleanup.

PartyPooper2012 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2018 at 13:50

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I’m not! I’m PartyPooper2012

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 05/30/2018 at 13:54

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I have a gallon tub of Gojo for stuff like this.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2018 at 14:27

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Gotta put a nice layer of woodchips on top of that. My dad made me dig out a small tree that popped up somewhere we don’t a tree this weekend but I wanted to save it so I started putting it in a pot and my dad and our handyman was like, put it into the koi pond so its roots can get more water.

My 4 foot tall jujube tree has been hanging out in my koi pond for the last 3 days like a person sitting in a hot tub. If it survives, I’m going to be amazed.

diplodicus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2018 at 14:44

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LPT Beaver Nut Scrub > GOJO

diplodicus > PartyPooper2012 05/30/2018 at 14:44

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Fuck hand condoms.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2018 at 20:02

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Before the mulch a good trick is to put a few layers of newspaper down. It delays some of the smaller weeeds and unlike that berlap crap that some use, you can easily dig it up a few years down the line, as it will naturaly degrade.